Quick Review: A contender for 'the worst horror flick ever', the beyond horrendous "Beyond the Woods" is the ultimate example of how not to execute a film -- from the utter lack of plot, meaningless chats in heavy Irish accent, lousy acting, and flat characters, to the laughable demon, amateurish direction, very cheap TV looks, and atrocious special effects, everything about this supernatural garbage is simply unbearable to sit through. Thankfully, the 80-minutes run time is your saviour.
7 comments:
I hope RiffTrax decides to do that one then!
I hope so. It totally deserves it!
It's one of the best horrors I've seen in the past year. Kim Newman from Empire gave it a great review too that's why I watched it. Horror Society gave it a brilliant review also like 4 stars. Don't quit the day job friend!
Well, whoever you are (because obviously you're too much of a pussy to comment under your real name), I can tell that you're either part of the cast/crew, or one of their relatives, because this garbage of a film is so utterly atrocious, it doesn't even deserve to be reviewed. Defending such a tasteless movie speaks volumes about your taste in films... and in general. Empire wouldn't even bother reviewing this shite. As you can see, it's currently at 4.7 on imdb, and I'm sure it will go under 4 pretty damns soon. Deservedly so.
Thank God you're not reviewing for a proper publication/site. Your reply speaks volumes about you. Immature and easily threatened. You'll never be a Kim Newman anyways! He's a proper reviewer look him up!
I agree this movie was pretty cringe worthy.
Adrian, thank you for that comment. Finally someone honest about how shitty this film was.
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