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Saturday, December 22, 2012

[5.75/10] The Barrens (2012)

The Barrens (2012)

QuickRating: After last year's truly disastrous "11-11-11", Darren Lynn Bousman's "The Barrens" is a step in the right direction. The lack of decent budget obviously reflects on some of the films production values such as cinematography, props and practical effects, but thankfully the director makes up for that with an appropriate forest setting and eerie atmosphere, and even though the film is far from terrifying, it blends psychological and visceral horror in an intriguing and unique way.

[4.50/10] House at the End of the Street (2012)


QuickRating: The breakthrough star of 2012, Jennifer Lawrence, saves it from being a complete and utter failure, because she tries her best with the poorly-written character she has to play for cash, but "House at the End of the Street" is every bit as uninspired as its title suggests and has zero suspense, let alone decent scares, and that combined with the un-intriguing story, and ridiculously anti-climatic twist at the end, make it feel twice as long is it actually is.

[4.00/10] The Apparition (2012)


QuickRatings: Heavy on ominous sound effects, but light on scares, thrills and suspense, this may not be the worst horror movie you'll see this year, as it's pretty watchable for the most part, and even moderately entertaining on particular moments, but in the end, "The Apparition" fails to bring anything new to the table, although it constantly deceives its audience it will. Actually, the only good thing about it is the cool music score, which is creepier than the movie itself, and that says a lot.

Friday, December 21, 2012

[6.50/10] Grabbers (2012)

Grabbers (2012)

QuickRating: The idea of making a horror film about sea creatures allergic to alcohol-soaked human blood is clever enough in itself  to make it stand out, but when you add to that a witty, humorous script, likable, yet hilarious characters, an interesting, murky but beautiful Irish countryside scenery, spot-on CGI work, and an out-of-this-world sea monster, you get "Grabber". Well, it may be a bit too silly and pointless, and not particularly polished, but seriously, who cares really?

[4.75/10] Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)


QuickRating: It's hard to believe that the director of the awesome "Wanted" directed this misfire of a movie. "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" attempts to blend historical facts with fiction, but fails to do so, and on the top of that, it takes itself ridiculously seriously. Even though, the action scenes are nicely-done and full of great stunts, and the vampires are rather cool-looking, the storytelling is rushed, and the script is completely humorless.

[4.50/10] Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)


QuickRating: While the '06 original movie was like watching your worst nightmare, and had a strong creep factor, the CGI-laden "Silent Hill: Revelation" relies on its mostly unimpressive special effects and dark spaces to evoke sense of fear in the viewer, which doesn't really work. The truly sinister atmosphere is all gone, the creatures aren't that scary, the thrills are cheap, and Adelaide Clemens' trying-too-hard performance doesn't help either.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

[5.50/10] Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)


QuickRating: It's still very cute, and adorably charming,  there are quite a lot hilariously awkward situations that will make you laugh, if not hard, and its vivid, colorful visuals suit well the film's sweet, yet quirky tone, but on the other hand, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days" doesn't have the liveliness and vital energy of the previous two, probably because the kids starring in it have grown up, and for that reason alone, the whole thing is not that funny anymore.

[5.00/10] Bachelorette (2012)

Bachelorette (2012)

QuickRating: Neither funny enough to be a good comedy, nor dramatic enough to be considered a drama, this genre hybrid delivers in terms of acting, thanks to its talented and undeniably appealing female cast, particularly Kirsten Dunst and the always lively and amusing Rebel Wilson, but "Bachelorette"  fails to make a truly long-lasting impression, because of its witless script and unfocused , lazy narrative, plus, its sentimentally cheesy final act brings the movie down even more.

[4.00/10] Hit and Run (2012)

 Hit & Run (2012)

QuickRating: Arguably the most pointless movie this year, Palmer and Shepard's "Hit & Run" has a decent cast, and a couple of funny moments and exciting car chases, but in its core it's an idiotic piece of crap with an unpleasantly peculiar sense of humor, ill-fitting action bits, an annoyingly perky music score, unlikable characters, lackluster visuals, and trashy cinematography. In other words, it's neither witty, nor clever, nor pretty to look at, and not particularly entertaining.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

[8.50/10] Argo (2012)

Argo (2012)

QuickRating: Over the last five years, Ben Affleck proved himself an extremely capable director, but he's really at the top of his game with "Argo" - a smart and thoughtful based-on-a-true story thriller, that is constantly engrossing from start to finish, and so tense and thrilling, it will keep you on the edge of your seat. Affleck's direction is precise, the pacing is taut, the performances are excellent, and the retro-ish tone of the film captures the late early 1980s feel phenomenally well.

[6.75/10] Red Lights (2012)

Red Lights (2012)

QuickRating: Unfairly overlooked, and insanely underappreciated for no reason, Cortés' "Red Lights" is a fairly gripping, intelligently-crafted, progressively intense, and highly original thriller with a supernatural twist, that succeeds because of its well-written script, brilliant cast and atmospheric visuals,  plus, it breaks many spooky cliches from horror cinema and real world alike, and although in the end it 'falls into its own trap', it does it with style and in a thoroughly effective way.

[5.00/10] Deadfall (2012)

Deadfall (2012)

QuickRating: It's nice to see Eric Bana playing the nice guy for a change (and he does it superbly), the rest of the well-picked cast do an excellent job too, and the snowy setting adds a chilling effect to the otherwise straightforward and not particularly interesting story, but Ruzowitzky's hit-and-miss "Deadfall" is way too moody, and way too slow-moving to be called exciting, and too lacking in gripping action to be called thrilling, therefore, it ends up being mediocre at best.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

[7.25/10] A Royal Affair (2012)


QuickRating: Rich, lush, beautifully shot and wonderfully-acted, if rather overlong, "A Royal Affair" is a spicy Danish period drama, filled with lust, royal intrigues, hidden emotions and manipulative characters, that is every bit as intriguing and engaging as it's visually-magnificent - the production design is first-class, the costumes are exquisite, and the cinematography is stylish, and adds lavishness to the already stunning imagery. Mikkelsen's performance is what makes it truly memorable.

[7.00/10] Amour (2012)

Amour (2012)

QuickRating: Honest, sincere, poignant, and genuinely sad, at times even devastating, the Palme d'Or-winning "Amour" is a quiet film that speaks through the emotions and struggles of his characters, and depicts what true love is, but not in the way we've used to. The heart-wrenchingly dramatic subject matter of the film is exalted by remarkable acting, and Haneke's gentle, if grim direction, consisting of long, dramatic camera shots.

[6.75/10] Teddy Bear (2012)

Teddy Bear (2012)

QuickRating: This Danish low-key drama about a lonely bodybuilder, largely repressed by his controlling mother, who tries to find love in Thailand may be easy to predict, and too straightforward, but it's also honest, heartfelt and deeply genuine, further elevated by the quietly brilliant performance from Kim Kold as the asocial, insecure middle-aged bodybuilder, who is unsure of himself despite his tough guy look and impressive physique.

Monday, December 17, 2012

[6.75/10] To Rome with Love (2012)


QuickRating: Typically quirky, but pretty light-wеighted compared to most of the other Woody Allen films, and definitely not as enchanting or original as his 2011's "Midnight in Paris", "To Rome with Love" is by no means sensational, but will please every die-hard Allen fan. Set in the eternal city of Rome, the movie is absolutely gorgeous to look at, and has a specific romantic vibe about it, plus, the performances from the cast are all fantastic, with Penelope Cruz stealing the attention.

[6.50/10] Hope Springs (2012)

Hope Springs (2012)

QuickRating: Delightfully awkward, emotionally  sincere, bittersweet on a moments, but always amusing, if far from exceptional, or particularly memorable, David Frankel's "Hope Springs" incredibly well-written, and features yet another very sensual performance from the one and only Meryl Streep, complemented by the terrific acting from another icon - Tommy Lee Jones, and it gives us a truthful and honest, yet humorous look at long-time marriages, and tough mature relationships.

[6.50/10] Not Suitable for Children (2012)


QuickRating: This finely-crafted Aussie dramedy is in the same vein as last year's "50/50", but definitely funnier, and less depressing and dramatic. While the film's premise sounds barely intriguing, Michael Lucas' smart script is actually quite smart, full of surprises and hilarious situations, and the rather awkward romance is absolutely hysterical. On the top of that Ryan Kwanten irresistible charm will make you for his struggling character.